tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74690654809983827822024-03-08T16:24:53.127-08:00Buffy - The HaikusGot some DVDs
It's 'The Chosen Collection"
It's all of Buffy
So I have a thought
I'll write two or three haikus
On each episode
They'll all be here soon
I hope they make you laugh or
Cry at their beautyBrian Lynchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10749174661514532612noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7469065480998382782.post-51051558248627668422008-08-15T00:35:00.000-07:002008-08-25T19:39:22.771-07:00AngelAngel gets a cut<br />And winds up at Buffy's house<br />Shirtless and sexy<br /><br />Shows he is a vamp<br />Remember back when that was<br />Meant to surprise us?<br /><br />Now my third haiku<br />Just to make a running gag<br />Boreanaz actsBrian Lynchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10749174661514532612noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7469065480998382782.post-31076377691359373112008-08-15T00:31:00.000-07:002008-08-15T00:35:12.408-07:00The PackXander and some jerks<br />Get possessed by hyenas<br />And go bananas<br /><br />They all eat a pig<br />The jerks eat the principal<br />This one's fuckin' dark<br /><br />A really dark ep<br />Scary and intense and with<br />No Angel. A triumphBrian Lynchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10749174661514532612noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7469065480998382782.post-13381094455868783112008-08-15T00:27:00.000-07:002008-08-15T00:31:07.000-07:00Never Kill a Boy on the First DateBuffy has a date<br />With shy dopey hunk Owen<br />Yet still - vampires<br /><br />So she has to slay<br />Owen's boner for danger<br />Gets him dumped right fast<br /><br />A good episode<br />Action, humor, The Master<br />Boreanaz actsBrian Lynchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10749174661514532612noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7469065480998382782.post-16538925873630922002008-08-12T20:05:00.000-07:002008-08-12T20:09:30.100-07:00Teacher's PetSee? Just as I said<br />Could be worse, and here we have<br />"Teacher's Pet", which is.<br /><br />Miss Natalie French<br />With great boobs and bad accent<br />Substitute teaches<br /><br />She mates with virgins<br />Which Xander is, shocking none<br />And then she eats them<br /><br />Don't expect more depth<br />There's none to be found here yet<br />Oh, and Angel's dullBrian Lynchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10749174661514532612noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7469065480998382782.post-84842661502420309332008-08-12T20:04:00.000-07:002008-08-12T20:05:19.070-07:00WitchOkay, first thing's first<br />This episode really sucked.<br />Sucked like a Dyson<br /><br />Cheerleader tryouts<br />Buffy wants to make the team<br />Amy interferes<br /><br />Writing was shallow<br />And so 'bad '90s TV'<br />But it could be worseBrian Lynchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10749174661514532612noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7469065480998382782.post-43385776149586978602008-07-30T19:25:00.000-07:002008-07-30T19:29:41.574-07:00The HarvestMaster has a plan<br />Of vaguest variety<br />To escape from church<br /><br />Big Luke eats for him<br />But Buffy slays, like always<br />Dude! She killed Shao Kahn!<br /><br /><br />Jesse's killed, but he's<br />Not shown in the theme song bit<br />So no big shock thereBrian Lynchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10749174661514532612noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7469065480998382782.post-44572636428179494912008-07-30T18:12:00.000-07:002008-07-30T19:25:13.813-07:00Welcome to the HellmouthBuffy's back at school<br />But there's a dead dude in gym<br />Time to slay again<br /><br />The show is still new<br />And the characters are, too<br />Still - "Mr." Giles?<br /><br />Boreanaz acts<br />Or he attempts to at least<br />Thank god he learns fastBrian Lynchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10749174661514532612noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7469065480998382782.post-8774057943467243192008-07-30T18:09:00.000-07:002008-07-30T19:22:18.225-07:00Hi thereFirst post on this blog<br />The "about" section sucks ass<br />There's no formatting<br /><br />So that's three haikus<br />Just so you're aware of that<br />Now on with the showBrian Lynchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10749174661514532612noreply@blogger.com0