Angel

Angel gets a cut
And winds up at Buffy's house
Shirtless and sexy

Shows he is a vamp
Remember back when that was
Meant to surprise us?

Now my third haiku
Just to make a running gag
Boreanaz acts

The Pack

Xander and some jerks
Get possessed by hyenas
And go bananas

They all eat a pig
The jerks eat the principal
This one's fuckin' dark

A really dark ep
Scary and intense and with
No Angel. A triumph

Never Kill a Boy on the First Date

Buffy has a date
With shy dopey hunk Owen
Yet still - vampires

So she has to slay
Owen's boner for danger
Gets him dumped right fast

A good episode
Action, humor, The Master
Boreanaz acts

Teacher's Pet

See? Just as I said
Could be worse, and here we have
"Teacher's Pet", which is.

Miss Natalie French
With great boobs and bad accent
Substitute teaches

She mates with virgins
Which Xander is, shocking none
And then she eats them

Don't expect more depth
There's none to be found here yet
Oh, and Angel's dull

Witch

Okay, first thing's first
This episode really sucked.
Sucked like a Dyson

Cheerleader tryouts
Buffy wants to make the team
Amy interferes

Writing was shallow
And so 'bad '90s TV'
But it could be worse

The Harvest

Master has a plan
Of vaguest variety
To escape from church

Big Luke eats for him
But Buffy slays, like always
Dude! She killed Shao Kahn!


Jesse's killed, but he's
Not shown in the theme song bit
So no big shock there

Welcome to the Hellmouth

Buffy's back at school
But there's a dead dude in gym
Time to slay again

The show is still new
And the characters are, too
Still - "Mr." Giles?

Boreanaz acts
Or he attempts to at least
Thank god he learns fast